Tom Zoldak

Tom Zoldak writes from Middle America. He can tell the difference between pierogi and golabki, knows what you use oplatki for, and can name “Wsrod nocnej ciszy’ in three notes or less.

Latest by Tom Zoldak in Chronicles

  • Joe Biden's Polish Joke
    October 13, 2020

    Joe Biden's Polish Joke

    In a recent interview with The New York Times, Joe Biden made it very clear that he has no interest in helping Americans of Eastern European ancestry in any way.

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  • Anarcho-Tyranny 2020
    June 1, 2020

    Anarcho-Tyranny 2020

    Stopping looting, burning, and rioting is one of the chief duties of government. But American politicians are unwilling to condemn rioting without paying tribute to the stated racial grievance of the rioters.

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  • Women’s Soccer: More Iron Horse, Less Braying
    July 17, 2019

    Women’s Soccer: More Iron Horse, Less Braying

    Recently, Americans were implored to pay attention to a sport most of us do not follow for reasons that have little to do with the dramatic nature of the competition. Turning on a computer brought regular reminders of this sport, with Google Doodles dedicated to each of the participating teams and news feeds filled with stories about the event, most focusing on the team everyone expected to win. When that team won, Americans were told that we needed to celebrate.

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