Joe Prussing

Joe Prussing writes from Port St. Lucie, Florida.

Latest by Joe Prussing in Chronicles

  • August 2006

    A Liberal Policy

    In regard to the recent controversy over illegal immigration, allow me to offer a few liberal proposals.

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  • Welcome to Holyland

    God is back! And He has His own amusement park right here in Florida—you know, home of Disneyland, Universal Studios, and Seaworld. Welcome to Holyland!

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  • December 2000

    Human Pesticide

    RU-486 is, by now, probably neatly stacked on pharmacy shelves across the fruited plain, right next to the Raid and Ritalin, ready for every woman who needs a quick "final solution," with or without parental consent—or that of us knuckle-dragging sperm donors.

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  • May 2000

    Driving Dixie Down

    Did I make a wrong turn? Did I go too far north? No, I was still in beautiful Port Pierce, Florida. What shocked me into thinking I had accidentally wound up in South Carolina was a flag.

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  • August 1998

    Only Suitable for Bumper Stickers

    "Choose life" does not "foster choice," or so said Florida Governor Lawton Chiles when he vetoed the manufacturing of license plates with this pro-life message. Was it the smiling faces on the license plate he didn't like? The bright colors? More likely, he just didn't want to offend anyone.

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