Joe Prussing

Latest by Joe Prussing in Chronicles

• Vital Signs

  August 2006

  A Liberal Policy

  In regard to the recent controversy over illegal immigration, allow me to offer a few liberal proposals.

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• Cultural Revolutions

  May 2001

  Welcome to Holyland

  God is back! And He has His own amusement park right here in Florida—you know, home of Disneyland, Universal Studios, and Seaworld. Welcome to Holyland!

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• Cultural Revolutions

  December 2000

  Human Pesticide

  RU-486 is, by now, probably neatly stacked on pharmacy shelves across the fruited plain, right next to the Raid and Ritalin, ready for every woman who needs a quick "final solution," with or without parental consent—or that of us knuckle-dragging sperm donors.

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• Correspondence

  May 2000

  Driving Dixie Down

  Did I make a wrong turn? Did I go too far north? No, I was still in beautiful Port Pierce, Florida. What shocked me into thinking I had accidentally wound up in South Carolina was a flag.

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• Cultural Revolutions

  August 1998

  Only Suitable for Bumper Stickers

  "Choose life" does not "foster choice," or so said Florida Governor Lawton Chiles when he vetoed the manufacturing of license plates with this pro-life message. Was it the smiling faces on the license plate he didn't like? The bright colors? More likely, he just didn't want to offend anyone.

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